Characters:
Jared-Jared
Anthony-Anthony?
Liner-The paper liner and husband to Lined
Lined-The lined paper and wife to liner
Lisa-Some girl that i liked in 5th grade...AKA Printer of construction paper
Paperclip-JAREDS HOMEBOIIIIII!!!!!!!
Creators-ANTHONEH AND JARADSA!
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Let the story begin.
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Liner:I really like lisa
Lined:Who the fuck is lisa?Its that newly printer of construction paper, isnt it?
Liner:>.> No....Maybe....
Lined:*Ish crying*I can be constructed,but why not lined????
Liner:Well....I....
Lined:I HATE YOU LINER!!!!
Liner:WELL I HATE YOU LINED!!!
Lined:WELL FINE LINER!!!
Liner:WELL FINE IM GOING TO LISA THE CONSTRUCTO 3000
Jared:*Picks up phone*Anthony i think im crazy....
Anthony:Um jared ............you are crazy............
Jared:No reeeally they PAPER ARE TALKING!!!!
Anthony: wait what ? *facepalms*
Jared:But an....
Liner:THAT GUY IS A WITNESS LINED!!
Lined:QUIKE GIVE HIM A PAPER CUT LINER
Anthony: WTF was that ???
Jared:*Sarcastic*No anthony it was my non existent brothers OF COURSE IT WAS
Anthony: you have non existent brothers ??
Jared:Fuck off... -.- oh wait i has a sh...
Lined:DONT SAY THE S WORD
Anthony: you meen shit ??
Jared:No SHREDDER!!1 BWAHAHAHAHAHA =^_^=
Anthony: * gose silent *O-O
Jared:Nah im just going to burn the house and live with you...^.^
Anthony: hell no!!! i will not get raped every day !!
Jared:Oh please im too good for that
Anthony: APSSHHHHT right
Jared:Okay....BWAHAHAHA
Anthony: um okay then
Jared:Well I...
Liner:I LINER IS FABULOUS!!!!!!
Jared:STF....Anthony can you hold on for a second? *Puts phone down*
Anthony:*sits quietly then hears a loud shreding sound and slight screams*O-O
Jared:Well...i ish sleeping soundleh tonight
Anthony:i would ask what the fuck just hapend but.................knowing you there was some kinda incident so............
Jared:Yeah....I...
Paperclip:*Walks in*YOOOOO... *Sees shredded paper* o.o Aw helllllllll nah
Anthony: what the hell was that *looks around his room then the phone *
Jared:*Looks at the paper clip*PAPERCLIP!!!! MEH MAN!!!!!!
Paperclip:WHAT IT IIIIIIISSSSS WHAT IT IIIIIIISSSSSS
Anthony: um im just going to hang up now...................... *hangs up quikly *
Paperclip:*Paperclip looks at jared and sys in a lusty voice*You ready?
Jared:o.o N-no...
Paperclip:WeLL GET READY!! *Flies at Jared*
Jared:*Is screaming in agony,wakes up looking around*Whew it was just a...
Paperclip:Boy that was good
Jared:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
