People (based on some ppl at school):
Arno, Ben, Renesme, Yuka, Lumina, Naruka, Josuke, Johnny, Tao
*School*
Johnny: Guess what, crackhead?
Naruka: What?
Johnny: Your sister is coming in.
Naruka: Sh*t! I thought I killed her last week!
Yuka: You only sort of killed her...
Naruka: ...Sh*t!
Johnny: Other than that, the innocent people here are going down!
Renesme: There are no innocent people here... Well, except for Yuka but she'll kick your ass if you try to touch her... like that last perverted time.
Arno: Yeah, the only innocent people here are not here.
Renesme: How can they be here today if they're not here today?
Arno: ...You're really stupid.
*Josuke walks into the class and sits down somewhere random*
Renesme: I am not stupid! I'm retarded.
Arno: Even better.
*Lumina walks in*
Naruka: Dammit woman I thought I killed you last week with that van!
Lumina: Sorry, but I'm only half human *freaked out face*
Naruka: *death glare*
Yuka: ......
*Ben walks in and sits between Yuka and Josuke*
Ben: Hi, Yuka *smiles at her*
Yuka: *doesn't reply*
Josuke: Dude, she's not gonna talk to you.
Ben: Shut up, Josuke, she's just shy.
Josuke: You haven't even known her as long as I have. The shy and quiet people are evil here.
Ben: Yuka's not evil.
Josuke: Yes, she is.
Ben: No she's not.
*Tao walks in and sits by Yuka*
Tao: *happy face* Hi, Yuka.
Yuka: *peace sign*
Josuke: She's evil.
Ben: No she isn't.
Josuke: Prove it then.
Ben: I haven't known her as long, so YOU prove she's evil.
Josuke: WAY ahead of you. *takes out a photo*
Ben: 0_0
Naruka & Lumina: *look at Josuke* 0_0
Tao: Aw, sick! 0_0
Yuka: *doesn't look cuz from peoples' reactions, it's not good*
Renesme: Oh, gross!!! *looks away*
Johnny: WTF Josuke!
Josuke: ? *looks at the picture and then freaks out*
Lumina: *looks at Johnny* I can't believe I hang out with you two!
Johnny: Nothing happened in the bed on Tuesday night at midnight that's worth saying!
Tao: Fags.
Ben: Seriously.
Arno: *snicker*
Yuka: *is quiet*
Josuke: Run away!!! *grabs Johnny and runs away*
Johnny: HOLY SHITAKE F*CKING MUSHROOMS!!!
Everyone else: *watches with sweatdrops and some grossed out faces*
That was a random thing of mine XD
